A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
I reblogged this shit like 5times lmfaoo
i should do this next time.
lol my mom would KILL me
OMIGOD I AM SOOOOO GOING TO DO THIS. I’LL HIDE AND FILM HER REACTION.
Confession #35: I hate people who only talk to you when they need something.