- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
so reblog if you post any
- Star Trek
im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this
pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.
my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago
IDEAS FOR 12TH DOCTOR:
-Idris Elba, preferably shirtless
-Christopher Eccleston in a wig
-John Barrowman with his Scottish accent
-Ian McKellen, constantly stoned
-A balrog voiced by Morgan Freeman
-Alex Kingston in drag
Benedict Cumberbatch, with Jonny Lee Miller as his companion, but every episode they switch characters
- someone: space-
- me: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. ITS FIVE-YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Realist shit you’ll ever read.
remember that one episode of jimmy neutron where carl got pregnant in the butt with an alien baby